Gus Don't Be
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Gus Don't Be....

• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a silly goose.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a crazy hooligan.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a rabid porcupine.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a giant snapping turtle.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be an incorrigible Eskimo pie with a caramel ribbon.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a myopic chihuahua.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be William Zabka from "Back To School".
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be this crevice in my arm.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a paranoid schizophrenic.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a melted chocolate chip cookie.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be such a gloomy you.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be an old sponge with hair on it.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be exactly one half of an eleven pound black forest ham.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be the last of the international playboys.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be the American adaptation of the British Gus.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be the third Thompson Twin with the dreads.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be the iiiiiiit in wait for iiiiiiiiiit.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be Nick Cage's accent in Con Air.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be Leon from the Like a Prayer video, or anything for that matter.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be Topher Grace running on the beach at the end of In Good Company.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a giant snapping turtle.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a Traveling Wildbury.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be the ribs that flipped over Fred Flintstone's car.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be principle AND interest.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be all, I am not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be the sock that got lost in the dryer.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a rotten pineapple.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be the one game at Chuck E. Cheese that isn't broken.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a Whacked Wombat.
• Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be the only black lead on a major cable network.